// Define a function to insert randomness
function insertRandom() {

// Define some options
var options=new Array("Concatenating zoölogical onomatopœia since 1999","It's not your dad's website.","Randomness goes here.","For people who read websites","I cannot begin to tell you how sexy I think that is.","Clinically proven to help weight loss, as part of a calorie-controlled diet","It's a website!","Rocking like it's 1997","Bob's wife's got satellite!","Disclaimer: thoughts may appear partially-formed, deformed, misinformed and/or Nazi-uniformed.","Comprehending it like a bitch","A romantic comedy, with zombies","Get drunk and write songs about making love to cats","Drawn in a flashy Japanese Manga style, Andi and his multiracial friends Murat and Ben attempt to confront neo-Nazis without resorting to violence.","Boiling the kettle with the lid off, just to see what happens","That's just stupid.","It's kind of like a crazy contest between an orange and a spaceship and a potted plant and a spoon—which one do you like better?","Contains mild peril","Your statutory rights are not affected.","I put a lot of time and effort into this …mainly time.","In 2003, scientists at Paignton Zoo and the University of Plymouth, in Devon in England reported that they had left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Sulawesi Crested Macaques for a month; not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S, they started by attacking the keyboard with a stone, and continued by urinating and defecating on it.","There is a line of argument that suggests if you don't want to come across as wacky, you should probably dissuade your bass player from dressing as an 18th-century French monarch and reconsider wearing a window-frame around your neck when there are photographers present.","but this is enlightenment","Assume a spherical chicken in a vacuum","The psychoacoustician's multidimensional wastebasket category","Your brain is an ever-changing kaleidoscope of moods and colours.","I have a personality!","Syd doesn't know why you want to get in. Syd doesn't want to know. Syd doesn't care.","Children under 5 should use a pea-sized amount.","…oink.","and you, you need to be nicer","I have a swivel chair.","Live-blogging window-spiders since 2007","Vet says we have to bathe the dog in milk to cure snoutrot. I said is two percent okay because that's what I like on Crispix.","Her mother was a bilingual secretary, her father a laboratory technician who milked serum from poisonous snakes.","Whose mam? Run's mam!","Once opened, keep refrigerated and use within 24 hours","Probably an orphan—it's still murder, just not as unlikeable.","Honda are no free-spirited, authority-eschewing, The Man-it-to-sticking automotive Guy Fawkeses.","Mmm... smells like quux","Pigs should not be given tractors.","And there's a brief flash and I'm cowering in an abandoned apartment building and holding a sign that says “no war means no peace.”","Kicking names and taking arse","don't need no stinking tagline","This may, in fact, be the purpose of the Internet.","hit bulbous old-school screens worldwide way back in 1978, when all other TV shows were made of wood.","[Non-Toilet Version]","ftw","Jonah was 2 when his father, Joel, first realized that no amount of enthusiasm could persuade his child to play with balls.","of one pint","and the Rum-Dipped Chocolate Mozart-balls","Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.","A life isn't something people muck about with.");

// Set the rotation period


var period=30000000	//	30000 seconds / 500 minutes / 8 hours 20 minutes


// Pick one
var x=new Date();
x=Math.floor(x.getTime()/period);
x=x / options.length			//	create a remainder
x=x - Math.floor(x)			//	remove the integer before it
x=x * options.length			//	convert the remainder to an integer
x=Math.round(x)			//	ensure it is an integer (prevent rounding nastiness)
var chosen=options[x]			//	pick an option using the number

// Create an element to hold the randomness
var elementholdingrandomness=document.createElement("span");

// Give it an id and/or classes
elementholdingrandomness.setAttribute("id", "s-tagline-text");
elementholdingrandomness.setAttribute("class", "replaced");

// Create a text node containing the randomness
var text=document.createTextNode(chosen);

// Insert randomness in the containing element
elementholdingrandomness.appendChild(text);

// Find the target element
var target=document.getElementById("s-tagline-text");
if (target)
	{
	var targetcontainer=target.parentNode;
	}

// Switch the elements
if (target)
	{
	targetcontainer.replaceChild(elementholdingrandomness,target);
	}

// End of function
}

// Insert the randomness (immediately, whether the required elements exist or not)
insertRandom();