Turns out that attempting humour on the web, especially in a personal site, is completely lame. Everybody is witty, quirky and original, to the extent that wit, quirkiness and originality is lame, boring and old.
Shite.
Mooquackwooftweetmeow
Concatenating zoölogical onomatopœia since 1999
About Mooquackwooftweetmeow
Hi! This is Mooquackwooftweetmeow, a collection of stuff by Greg K Nicholson.
This title isn't funny, witty, quirky or original
About this entry
Why did the blogger cross the road? No-one cares.
I published this entry on 27 July 2004, technically, although it was still really the day before.
Questions? Comments? Plaudits? Microblog at me, @gregknicholson on Identi.ca, or with the tag #mqwtm; or email me at thistitleisntfunny@gkn.me.uk.
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